‘Big Balls’ Attackers Avoid Jail, Get Probation

Two teenagers who beat former DOGE staffer 'Big Balls' into a bloody pulp are still roaming the streets after a judge sentenced them to less than one year of probation.

Edward Coristine, 19, was attacked by a gang of youths during an attempted carjacking in Washington, DC at 3am on August 3.

A boy and girl from Hyattsville, Maryland, both 15, pleaded guilty to simple assault. They cannot be named because of their age.

On Tuesday, the boy was sentenced to 12 months' probation, the girl received a nine-month term.

The teenagers have been ordered not to contact each other or spend any time in DC, unless for school, job or family obligations.

The judge in the Democrat-run city said that the purpose of juvenile court was to rehabilitate, not punish offenders.

Coristine, who rose to national prominence for his leadership of Elon Musk's DOGE team and his bawdy high school nickname, was left bloody and concussed after the attempted carjacking while he was with his girlfriend.

He was jumped by around ten youths but the others who took part in the assault have not been identified and remain at large.

Days after the attack, Donald Trump deployed the National Guard in the nation's capital as a response to concerns over raging crime.

He has since frequently remarked that DC feels much safer, and that politicians have told him that they are now able to go out for dinner with their spouses without fear.

'It's like a different place, it's a different city,' Trump said earlier this year, adding: 'Everybody's safe now.'

The President formally federalized DC in a safety and 'beautification' effort.

Beyond crime, Trump also hoped to rid the streets of the homeless and clean up the graffiti.

On August 11, he announced in a news conference from the White House he was invoking the DC Home Rule Act in order to place the Metropolitan Police Department under federal control.

Violent crime declined sharply following the deployment of National Guard, homicides and assaults were down by around 25 percent compared to previous weeks.

Trump has since launched similar crime crackdowns in another Democrat-run cities, including Los Angeles, Chicago, Memphis and Portland.

The deployments have met furious resistance from Democrat leaders who claim that the President's actions are unconstitutional.

An appeals court ruled Saturday that troops Trump sent to Illinois can remain there under federal control but can't be deployed, and granted a pause in the case until it hears further arguments.

The ruling came two days after US District Judge April Perry blocked the deployment of troops in Chicago for at least two weeks. The Justice Department appealed this the next day.

The judge said the Trump administration violated the 10th Amendment, which grants certain powers to states, and the 14th Amendment, which assures due process and equal protection, when he ordered National Guard troops to the city.

In a written order Friday explaining her rationale, Perry noted the nation's long aversion to having military involvement in domestic policing.

'Not even the Founding Father most ardently in favor of a strong federal government [Alexander Hamilton] believed that one state's militia could be sent to another state for the purposes of political retribution,' Perry wrote.

Hamilton called that notion 'preposterous.'

'The court confirmed what we all know: There is no credible evidence of a rebellion in the state of Illinois. And no place for the National Guard in the streets of American cities like Chicago,' Governor JB Pritzker said.

Another court battle in Oregon earlier delayed a similar troop deployment to Portland. The 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals heard arguments in that case Thursday.

Lieutenant Commander Teresa Meadows, a spokesman for US Northern Command, said the troops sent to Portland and Chicago are 'not conducting any operational activities at this time.'

Five hundred guard members from Texas and Illinois arrived this week at an Army reserve center in Elwood, southwest of Chicago, and have been activated for 60 days.

They started patrolling Thursday morning behind portable fences outside the ICE Broadview facility.

A federal judge late Thursday ordered ICE to remove a separate eight-foot-tall (2.4-meter) fence outside the building after the nearby village said it illegally blocks a public street.

Also Thursday, another federal judge in Illinois temporarily ordered federal agents to wear badges and banned them from using certain riot-control weapons against peaceful protesters and journalists outside the ICE facility, about 12 miles (19 kilometers) west of Chicago.

In Chicago, federal prosecutors have obtained a grand jury indictment against a woman and man accused of using their vehicles to strike and box in a Border Patrol agent's vehicle last Saturday.

The agent exited his car and fired five shots at Marimar Martinez, 30, who was treated in hospital. The indictment filed Thursday formalizes charges of assaulting a federal officer with a dangerous weapon - a vehicle. Anthony Ruiz, 21, is also charged.